After a giving a pandering speech to Democrats in Central
Park, the penthouses of Park Avenue offering an effective backdrop for his
otherwise half hearted speech on inequality, Francis travelled by private jet
to rural Kentucky to meet with his true political brethren at the annual Tea Party
conference.
F – “Thanks for letting me use Trump Tower as a symbol of crony
capitalism during my speech, Mr Trump”
T - “It was my pleasure. And thank YOU for offering your advice in
return, on how to build a wall that keeps out the poor as effectively as your
wall around the Vatican”
F -“Yes, of course”
T- “See, I do the best deals”
*applause*
The pair moved on to core conservative issues...
T – “I’m sure our crowd would love to hear your thoughts on
abortion”
F – “An unspeakable evil, I’m actually using Vatican donations in
order to research how to un-abort babies”
T – “I hope that works. And equality in the workplace?”
F – “There hasn’t been a black pope for 1500 years. There are no
women in my clergy. My record speaks for itself”
T – “What about taxes?”
F – “I don’t pay any”
*applause*
It wasn’t always plain sailing though between the two right
wingers. Trump is renowned for being
consistent on policy, he has remained resolute in his position to “do something
terrific” since announcing his campaign, and was visibly annoyed by some of the
Popes indecision on certain issues. The
two right-wingers also disagreed on essential reading....
F – “I’d like to hear yours first”
T – “OK, The Bible. Because I wrote it!”
F - “Now that I do take objection with, I preferred Art of the Deal”[I]
Pope Francis’ first trip to the United States highlighted perfectly both the hypocrisy, and the ineptitude of Democrat Party. Conned into paying for the Pope’s lavish travel and accommodation in return for a half cooked speech delivered in broken English before his rousing tour of the Bible belt states and jetting off back to his gilded rouge state, the left needs to seriously rethink the depths it will go in deciding who it employs to procure its latest sound bites.
Charles Worrall
[I] - You can buy 'Art of the Deal' by Donald Trump via direct link from our website.